Driving

People let’s talk about driving for a moment shall we. If there are three lanes, then this is the way it should be. Left lane is the fast lane. If you are not driving fast as or faster than the other people in that lane, get out of the F-ing way. Middle lane is medium speed lane for the people who are going faster than the cars in the right lane but slower than the left lane. Now, the right lane is the slow lane if you are in this lane you should just give up and go home. The only reason to be in this lane is if you are entering or exiting the highway or if you are lost or on your DAMN CELL PHONE AND STOP TEXTING WHILE YOU’RE DRIVING, DUMB ASS!!! You do not drive that well when you aren’t doing anything else. Now if there are two lanes, left lane is again the fast lane you shouldn’t be in this lane other than to pass the slow bastard in front of you in the right lane that’s right boy's and girl's the right lane is again the slow lane. Now that we covered these few items, lets chat about what you are doing when you are driving which should only be DRIVING not shaving, eating, putting on makeup, reading a book or anything else other than driving.